
Sheet Music to Mister Gallagher and Mister Shean
Gallagher & Shean was a highly successful
double act on
vaudeville and
Broadway in the 1910s and 1920s, consisting of
Edward Gallagher (
1873 -
March 28,
1929) and
Al Shean (real name Albert Schoenberg) (
May 12,
1868 -
August 12,
1949).
The comedians led separate careers in the vaudeville tradition, but it was when they teamed up that they gained popularity. Gallagher and Shean first joined forces during the tour of "The Rose Maid" in 1912, but they quarreled and split up two years later. They next appeared together in 1920, through the efforts of Shean's sister,
Minnie Marx (mother of the
Marx Brothers). This pairing lasted until 1925 and led to their fame.
Gallagher and Shean remain best known for their theme song "
Mister Gallagher and Mister Shean", which was a hit in the 1922
Ziegfeld Follies. Bryan Foy, son of stage star
Eddie Foy and eldest member of the "Seven Little Foys", claimed to have written the song, but it is officially attributed to Gallagher and Shean. The song endured in popularity and was regularly tweaked and updated with additional verses, so several different versions of the song are still extant. The song was recorded by Gallagher and Shean as two-sides of a 10" 78rpm record in 1922 for Victor records. It was also recorded on Okeh Records by
The Happiness Boys (
Billy Jones and
Ernie Hare) and on Cameo Records by Irving and Jack Kaufman. When performed by other artists it was usually preceded with this introductory lyric:
There are two funny men
The best I've ever seen
One is Mr. Gallagher
And the other Mr. Shean
When these two cronies meet
Why it surely is a treat
The things they say
And the things they do
And the funny way they greet...
The song was extremely popular and well-remembered: a pastiche was included in
The Cabaret Girl, a 1922 musical produced in London, a parody of it was recorded by
Bing Crosby and
Johnny Mercer in the late 1930s, another parody was performed by
Jackie Gleason and
Groucho Marx (who was Al Shean's nephew) on television in 1967, and
Lenny Bruce was able to make an offhanded reference to it in his nightclub act of the 1960s, all of them confident that audiences would recognize it right away.
With occasional exceptions, each verse of the song ended with Gallagher speaking a punchline, followed by Shean singing "Absolutely, Mister Gallagher?" and Gallagher replying "Positively, Mister Shean!". This cross-talk format continues to be imitated, parodied and referenced for audiences who may have no knowledge of the original. Cartoonist
Bobby London depicted his characters
Dirty Duck and Weevil telling each other "Posilutely, Weevil!" "Absotively, Mr. Duck!". In the 1960s an Australian cleaning product "Mister Sheen" launched a successful TV campaign using the original tune with new lyrics ("Oh, Mr. Sheen, Oh, Mr. Sheen"); as did a 1990s radio commercial for
Pitney Bowes office equipment: "Absolutely, Mister Pitney!" "Positively, Mister Bowes!"
Capitalizing on the post-King Tut craze for everything Egyptian, Gallagher and Shean appeared in Egyptian dress (Gallagher in the pith helmet and white suit of the tourist, Shean in the fez and oddly skirted jacket of a "native" Egyptian colonial).
In 1921, they were sued by the
Shubert organization for breach of contract. According to Shubert, they could not perform for the competing
Ziegfeld Follies. The case claimed that Gallagher and Shean's act was "unique and irreplaceable". The comedians' defense was that their act was mediocre, and the judge initially found in their favor, although the decision was later reversed.
For a time in the 1920s, Gallagher was involved with his protegee, vivacious French-Canadian dancer
Fifi D'Orsay. In 1925, inventor
Theodore Case made a short film of them in his
sound-on-film process at his
Auburn, New York studio --however, the film was lost in a fire at the Auburn studio in the mid-1950s.
Gallagher and Shean often had personal differences during their partnership. The constant backstage hostilities inspired
Neil Simon to incorporate them into his successful show-business-themed comedy
The Sunshine Boys.
Ed Gallagher died in 1929; Al Shean worked occasionally thereafter as a solo character actor. The 1941
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer musical
Ziegfeld Girl features a re-creation of Gallagher and Shean's act, with Al Shean in his familiar role and costume, and character actor
Charles Winninger portraying Gallagher.